Like lots of kids who grew up in the rural Midwest – at least prior to Internet access and smartphones – I watched a lot of trash TV as a kid. I mean, a lot. Including a little show about Al Bundy, which I’ll get to in a minute.
It’s not like you could just step out of your house, walk down the sidewalk, and play with other kids. I did the whole Little League Baseball thing for 10 years. But we played, what, 12 games a year? What did we do on the other 75 days of summer?
We watched trash TV, that’s what.